Golden Goblet Inn – In what is being described as an act of unprecedented vegetable abuse, a hitherto unnamed worker may now face criminal charges for dropping an oversized carrot into the water and watching it float away. “I would of course have jumped to it’s rescue right away,” the man was overheard saying later, “but alas, I cannot swim.”

Unfortunately, although local rescue personnel responded promptly, the carrot has not yet been located. Meanwhile the Golden Goblet’s cook has asked all responsible citizen to step up and return the missing carrot promptly should they spot it. “Otherwise the Golden Goblet will not be able to serve it’s infamous carrot stew for the rest of the week,” the cook stated. The staff has also announced that it will review it’s pier safety measures shortly.